The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
Me:ur going to drive me insane when we start a family!
BF:oh yea, ur gonna hate me.
Me:I’m completely fucked if we have a son.
BF: haha Yeap… Bc of this… (Points to his smile)
Me:I hate you, I hope we have a daughter so she can be a brat to you.
Moral of the story: we have a son he has to be bad cop, we have a daughter I have to be bad cop. Either way, we are screwed 😒